Dick Cheney's hunting accident

Can't help laughing out at jokes by US comedians and satirist about Cheney's quail hunting accident in which he fired shotgun pellets at a lawyer friend Harry Whittington.

David Letterman:

Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapon's of mass destruction: it's Dick Cheney.

Jay Leno:

When people heard he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now 92%.

And here is something I just found out today about the incident. You didn't know this. Turns out Cheney tortured the guy for half an hour before he shot him.

Andy Borowitz:

Mr Cheney acknowledge that the man he sprayed the pellets on Sat was not Ayman al-Zawihiri but rather Harry Whittington...........blaming the mixup on faulty intelligence.